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22 Uses For Your New Drinking Glass


Well, firstly, let us start with the most obvious use of your newly bought Drinking Glass.

1.    Snacks!

This wonderful new Drinking Glass you are currently holding, pondering on its uses, would be the perfect receptacle for your TV and movie snacks. It’ll keep your portions in check, all within the parameters of any diet you take up. It also makes them snazzy to boot. Be the envy of your guests. You know you want to.

2.    Desk Bin

What else would you use to keep your craft table or desk clutter-free? A plastic tub. No, I think not. All those pesky scraps and paper offcuts; All those tape backings and duct tape balls; All the rubber shavings, snaped bands and pesky crumbs? No, not at all. You should look no further than your brand-new Drinking Glass. It’s the perfect size to stylishly accompany your desk set-up and hold all of the annoying little rubbish bits littering your tabletop without needing to make a dozen and one trips over to the bin a few feet away.

3.    Pyramid

We have a dream. Do you have a dream? Why not raid the nearest cupboard, table, or windowsill near you and create that pyramid of your dreams? You know you want to. Why not build it now? Adult responsibilities. Surely, they can wait. So go on. What’s the worst that can happen?

4.    Pen pot

Let’s take you back to the classic uses for Drinking Glass. Obviously, you need another pen pot. Yours is looking a little full, and if you started a new one then all the more space for some shiny and cute new stationary to fill it.

5.    Hat stand

See all those hats, sat limp on your floor. Neglected and crumpled from all those times you’ve stood on them while scouring your floordrobe for something vaguely clean to wear. Why not stack them on your new Drinking Glass? It’ll put the shape back into those hats. Show them the love they deserve.  

6.    Space buns

You love a designer look. Well, now you can look out of this world. Simply find two of these wonderful Drinking Glasses then place the open side to your nogging, drape your hair over with artistic intent, place a sparkly scrunchy over and ta-dah.

7.    Musical Instrument

I’m sure by now you’ve seen the virality of our spectacular Drinking glasses on your tele-box and hand-held computer system. On the theatre stage and Tok of Tik. So let your musicality flow, fill up your Drinking Glass and flick. Create the music that agitates your thoughts and perform for any loving partner or family member. Stay clear of family Karens, they may need to steal the show.

8.    Pineapple slicer

Why settle for angular pineapple rings when you can have the perfect circle? Just place the mouth of the Drinking Glass on the pineapple slice and press down, rotating slightly for that perfect ring of power.

9.    Rash Detector

You know this old trick and so do we. Pin the sickly gremlin down and roll your cooled Drinking Glass over that dubious rash. Phone 111 if worried your diagnostic skills are not up to scratch. If Gremlin expels, phone 999, your medical knowledge might not stretch this far.

10.                   Stethoscope

Whether you’re a Doctor or a Spy this tool is for you. Listen to the heartbeat of your family member or spy on them through closed doors. Warning! If door opens towards you, the Drinking Glass will leave an imprint on your face. Run!

11.                   Scarecrow

Take those shiny beads and broken CD pieces from your desk, add the liquid from your tap and place the Drinking Glass in the sunspot in your garden. If scaring cats away from your window box, try a squirt of citrus juice, if it doesn’t help at least it smells nice.

12.                   Games Night Pot

Drinking Glass is the ideal size for game night. Put those suggestions, names or charade prompts in, jumble them up and voila! Randomness at its finest.

13.                   Dice Tumbler

Playing with boards or imaginations more than cards well Drinking Glass also makes a splendid die tumbler. Whether it be one die or 10 dice, it keeps them contained and the clear sides enable easy reading of the outcomes. Enjoy.

14.                   Fishbowl

Is your tank just that tad bit too large for that singular guppy you’ve managed to keep alive from that first batch of 50? Well, do we have news for you? Drinking Glass makes a wonderful fishbowl so that Sir Gup the 4th doesn’t feel so lonely and makes him portable too. Show him the world. You know he deserves it before you inevitably kill him off too.

15.                   Ornament

Does your desk need a spruce-up? Why not add this Drinking Glass to your desk collection? Drinking glass also looks good paired with the windowsill collection or the coffee table caffeinated beverages. Works as a stand-alone piece but adds that extra je ne sais quoi when part of a collection.

16.                   Vase

Drinking Glass also makes a marvellous vase. Kids popping up with pockets of daisies, dandelions and weeds. Partner popping back clutching wilting window box flowers and a puppy dog look on their face. This impeccable Drinking Glass solves all your pathetic-looking flower needs. Drinking Glass competes with all leading Water Jugs, Pasta Storage Pots and Tissue Boxes. Use yours wisely today.

17.                   Light Shade

With Drinking Glass you can spiff up your front room disco and set the mood to boogie the night away. All you need to do is place Drinking Glass over your lamp bulb and hey presto your boring old lamp has an exciting new feel. All that’s left now is to disco.

18.                   Measuring Cup

For those who love to bake this is the perfect size for measuring those pesky cup measurements. Just dive it into your flour and scoop. A perfect cup is always guaranteed. For if it fits in the cup, surely that’s a cup measurement.

19.                   Ashtray

No one wishes to go outside when the British weather is knocking at your door. Not lovingly mind you. More like an angry neighbour, slurring its speech after a night out as they berate your door for not opening with their key. So do your best impression of a cat determined to sit on your sill and prop open that little middle window, set down Drinking Glass in front of you and puff like that chimney you’ve always wanted to be since you were a kid.

20.                   Rolling Pin

Back to the kitchen now your mix is less bomb site and more explosive putty consistency. Slap that bad boy onto your counter and use Drinking Glass to roll out your perfect cookies. Bon appetite.

21.                   Ice Cube Shaper

Who wants square cubes while drinking your good cordial? No-one. Just fill Drinking Glass with tap juice and place it in your refrigerator box. Wait overnight and tip into your chosen drink for that 5 minutes of British Summertm.

22.                   Drinking Glass

Last but not least you could always mix a smidge of juice with tap liquid, and use it as a drinking glass. 

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