Well,
firstly, let us start with the most obvious use of your newly bought Drinking Glass.
1.
Snacks!
This
wonderful new Drinking Glass you are currently holding, pondering on its uses,
would be the perfect receptacle for your TV and movie snacks. It’ll keep your
portions in check, all within the parameters of any diet you take up. It also
makes them snazzy to boot. Be the envy of your guests. You know you want to.
2.
Desk Bin
What else
would you use to keep your craft table or desk clutter-free? A plastic tub. No,
I think not. All those pesky scraps and paper offcuts; All those tape backings
and duct tape balls; All the rubber shavings, snaped bands and pesky crumbs?
No, not at all. You should look no further than your brand-new Drinking Glass.
It’s the perfect size to stylishly accompany your desk set-up and hold all of the
annoying little rubbish bits littering your tabletop without needing to make a
dozen and one trips over to the bin a few feet away.
3.
Pyramid
We have a
dream. Do you have a dream? Why not raid the nearest cupboard, table, or windowsill
near you and create that pyramid of your dreams? You know you want to. Why not build
it now? Adult responsibilities. Surely, they can wait. So go on. What’s the
worst that can happen?
4.
Pen pot
Let’s take
you back to the classic uses for Drinking Glass. Obviously, you need another
pen pot. Yours is looking a little full, and if you started a new one then all
the more space for some shiny and cute new stationary to fill it.
5.
Hat stand
See all
those hats, sat limp on your floor. Neglected and crumpled from all those times
you’ve stood on them while scouring your floordrobe for something vaguely clean
to wear. Why not stack them on your new Drinking Glass? It’ll put the shape
back into those hats. Show them the love they deserve.
6.
Space buns
You love a
designer look. Well, now you can look out of this world. Simply find two of
these wonderful Drinking Glasses then place the open side to your nogging, drape
your hair over with artistic intent, place a sparkly scrunchy over and ta-dah.
7.
Musical Instrument
I’m sure by
now you’ve seen the virality of our spectacular Drinking glasses on your
tele-box and hand-held computer system. On the theatre stage and Tok of Tik. So
let your musicality flow, fill up your Drinking Glass and flick. Create the
music that agitates your thoughts and perform for any loving partner or family
member. Stay clear of family Karens, they may need to steal the show.
8.
Pineapple slicer
Why settle for
angular pineapple rings when you can have the perfect circle? Just place the
mouth of the Drinking Glass on the pineapple slice and press down, rotating
slightly for that perfect ring of power.
9.
Rash Detector
You know
this old trick and so do we. Pin the sickly gremlin down and roll your cooled
Drinking Glass over that dubious rash. Phone 111 if worried your diagnostic skills
are not up to scratch. If Gremlin expels, phone 999, your medical knowledge
might not stretch this far.
10.
Stethoscope
Whether you’re
a Doctor or a Spy this tool is for you. Listen to the heartbeat of your family
member or spy on them through closed doors. Warning! If door opens towards you,
the Drinking Glass will leave an imprint on your face. Run!
11.
Scarecrow
Take those
shiny beads and broken CD pieces from your desk, add the liquid from your tap
and place the Drinking Glass in the sunspot in your garden. If scaring cats
away from your window box, try a squirt of citrus juice, if it doesn’t help at
least it smells nice.
12.
Games Night Pot
Drinking
Glass is the ideal size for game night. Put those suggestions, names or charade
prompts in, jumble them up and voila! Randomness at its finest.
13.
Dice Tumbler
Playing
with boards or imaginations more than cards well Drinking Glass also makes a splendid
die tumbler. Whether it be one die or 10 dice, it keeps them contained and the
clear sides enable easy reading of the outcomes. Enjoy.
14.
Fishbowl
Is your
tank just that tad bit too large for that singular guppy you’ve managed to keep
alive from that first batch of 50? Well, do we have news for you? Drinking
Glass makes a wonderful fishbowl so that Sir Gup the 4th doesn’t feel
so lonely and makes him portable too. Show him the world. You know he deserves
it before you inevitably kill him off too.
15.
Ornament
Does your
desk need a spruce-up? Why not add this Drinking Glass to your desk collection?
Drinking glass also looks good paired with the windowsill collection or the
coffee table caffeinated beverages. Works as a stand-alone piece but adds that
extra je ne sais quoi when part of a collection.
16.
Vase
Drinking
Glass also makes a marvellous vase. Kids popping up with pockets of daisies,
dandelions and weeds. Partner popping back clutching wilting window box flowers
and a puppy dog look on their face. This impeccable Drinking Glass solves all
your pathetic-looking flower needs. Drinking Glass competes with all leading
Water Jugs, Pasta Storage Pots and Tissue Boxes. Use yours wisely today.
17.
Light Shade
With
Drinking Glass you can spiff up your front room disco and set the mood to boogie
the night away. All you need to do is place Drinking Glass over your lamp bulb
and hey presto your boring old lamp has an exciting new feel. All that’s left
now is to disco.
18.
Measuring Cup
For those
who love to bake this is the perfect size for measuring those pesky cup
measurements. Just dive it into your flour and scoop. A perfect cup is always guaranteed.
For if it fits in the cup, surely that’s a cup measurement.
19.
Ashtray
No one
wishes to go outside when the British weather is knocking at your door. Not
lovingly mind you. More like an angry neighbour, slurring its speech after a
night out as they berate your door for not opening with their key. So do your
best impression of a cat determined to sit on your sill and prop open that
little middle window, set down Drinking Glass in front of you and puff like
that chimney you’ve always wanted to be since you were a kid.
20.
Rolling Pin
Back to the
kitchen now your mix is less bomb site and more explosive putty consistency.
Slap that bad boy onto your counter and use Drinking Glass to roll out your
perfect cookies. Bon appetite.
21.
Ice Cube Shaper
Who wants
square cubes while drinking your good cordial? No-one. Just fill Drinking Glass
with tap juice and place it in your refrigerator box. Wait overnight and tip
into your chosen drink for that 5 minutes of British Summertm.
22.
Drinking Glass
Last but
not least you could always mix a smidge of juice with tap liquid, and use it as
a drinking glass.
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